“WotLK” officially shortened to “WLK”

September 19th, 2008

WLK - Death Knight

In other news — After hours and hours of patching the beta, I present to you a lovely screenshot of a death knight elf. See how the shadow is cast over her face? That’s something special right there.

I can also reveal that as a death knight, all races (except undead) can choose to either have a regular or undead appearance, which make for some interesting race hybrids.

Update: Here’s what I look like after three more hours of gameplay.

Coderamming

August 11th, 2008

I came up with a new word — Coderamming.

It’s a hybrid of the words coding and programming, but it also has an extra meaning of its own…

Ramming, being another word for intercourse, makes coderamming sound like “sex with code” — which in itself is quite an accurate definition.

Source code sample

Here I shall use it in a sentence:

“I was coderamming all night long — my input device is exhausted.”

I am a coderammer. That is all.

Happy 4th of July 2008!

July 4th, 2008

Union Jack

At this time of year, I like to look back and remember our patriots that stood up against those filthy traitors in the late 18th century.

In July 1780, Benedict Arnold obtained command of West Point, New York. His scheme to surrender the base to us, the British, was detected when American forces captured British Major John Andr carrying papers that revealed Arnold’s plan.

Benedict Arnold avoided capture by sailing home via the Hudson River on the British gunship, Vulture.

Arnold received a commission as a Brigadier General in the British Army, a huge annual pension of £360 and a lump sum of £6,000.

What a hero!

More OpenTTD? Oh please yes!

June 16th, 2008

OpenTTD

Take a look at the screenshot above. Notice anything different or unusual? Really? You don’t?

Look again - it’s a red train in a green station!

You may be saying “OMG” right now, understandably so. Want to get in on the track-sharing goodness? I know you do.

Download OpenTTD TiPP FSC (.zip 13.8mb)

You don’t even need hamachi anymore.
The server address is: openttd.flamescape.com

Vent me up for a game and I’ll let you know the password.

Read more to see how track sharing works and other features.

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Kate Nash B-sides

March 16th, 2008

Kate Nash

So I was listening to some of Kate’s B-sides. I had to hunt them down because I am such a huge fan of hers. There’s some pretty good stuff that she’s done that really should have made it to her album.

Here’s one of my favourites, Stitching Leggings.

Enjoy!

New: FilmFour Database

February 17th, 2008

Film Four LogoHello friends.

Here’s something new and exciting (for British people only) which I have developed. The FilmFour Movie Database. It combines the nature of TV listings with the data from IMDB to create a powerful search tool.

It is currently hosted on my home machine, so it will be offline at night.

Japan Search

You can try it out now at ff.flamescape.com or READ ON for more details.

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Stay Away: Rail Simulator

February 9th, 2008

Rail SimNow, I like trains. I really do like trains - more than a normal person should be allowed to like them - but thankfully, not as much as those freaks in museums. I just want you to realise that this non-review is not skewed by my train-liking amount.

This game is boring. Mega boring.

I suppose that is a bit unfair, as this non-game was designed to simulate what some people do for a living. As a game concept though, it has failed.

There are two goals you can aim for with this game:

  1. Do it right. Pick up passengers and drop them off.
  2. Derail. Crash or roll it.

The game is almost playable just for the ability to derail — if only those very short moments of glee weren’t woven together with loading times akin to Postal 2 (back in the day).

If all of this hasn’t put you off already, here is one final very good reason not to install this game:

Rail Sim Uninstall

It really does take that long.

Planned: My life for the next year

February 2nd, 2008

I do have a plan.

Want to hear read it? No? Fine, whatever.

Behold! A three step plan to my ultimate success in the games industry.

  1. Get qualified
  2. Get noticed
  3. Get paid

Read on to learn of the intricacies….

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The fruits of our collective labour

January 30th, 2008

Looking back at the recent OpenTTD related goings on, I thought I should post some post-mortems on our empires.

It’s all here - from terraformed graffiti, retarded rail networks, huge cities and the effects of global warming.

To begin, let’s have a look at the four-player game of Miku, John + Adam (Finningbury Transport) and Mark (Mark Transport).

lovetrain.jpg

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Freelance this!

January 29th, 2008

Freelancer

The game is set in the future and involves killing Germans and other aliens.

Yeh, it’s an old game - but it’s fun, right? Find me on the Ventrilo and let’s play a game!

Listen up, cheaters!

December 26th, 2007

Regarding WoW BG AFKers:

You honour leechers should be ashamed of yourselves! If you’re not willing to stop for the good of other players then stop for the good of yourselves. Here’s the blue response:

…purposefully avoiding the “AFK” tag in a battleground, regardless of the method used is an actionable offence. Anyone found by us to be leeching honour in this way will be first removed from the Battleground, and then action will be taken on their account, up to and including permanent account suspension.

If you should see anyone avoiding AFK in a battleground, please report them to us in game, and we will try to witness the offence and take appropriate action in accordance with our policies.

Would it be fair to say that maybe over half of all battlegrounds are made up of leechers now? Check out this screenshot and see for yourselves. I count 26 horde AFK, leaving 14 horde to win a 40 vs 40 battle. Needless to say we lost that one, with a score of 599-0.

Assholes.

OpenTTD anyone?

December 9th, 2007

Was playing OpenTTD with Alsamus yesterday. I’ve got a small craving for it now.

OpenTTD

Want to join in the Chris Sawyer-based funtimes? Here’s a shopping list and some instructions:

  1. Install Transport Tycoon Deluxe
  2. Install OpenTTD 0.5.3
  3. Extract FSC GRF Patch to your OpenTTD directory.
  4. Install Hamachi, connect to the following network:
    • network: flamescapecult
    • password: fsc

Ok good. When you’re ready, seek me out and we’ll set up a game.

Ventrilo Update

November 16th, 2007

Trying to connect to vent right now? No cigar? Confused much?

If you’re still running the ancient 2.3 version of ventrilo, it’s time to update. The server is running version 3 now, so go get it!

Did someone say Portal?

October 22nd, 2007

Yes, ok, I know this is getting quite tenuous now but the pictures are so pretty. Last one, promise.

Portal

Play PORTAL!

Reminder: Play Portal

October 20th, 2007

Still I speak to people who haven’t played portal yet. What’s the deal with that?

Portal